Dear Michael, the Feral Greeter; I've been eating taco salad for the past two nights and now I'm having continuous gaseous moments. What can I possibly do to reduce these small house emissions?
I must suggest you find a crowded elevator, have an emmission then sniff loudly and slowly look around at your fellow elevator riders with an accusing glance to each. I laugh at your petty problem!
Dearest Michael The Fair and Great, I have this problem with one giant ruby that keeps falling out of my crown every time my minions kiss my ring. What vexes me so is that I have no one to fetch it for me and am constantly replacing it. It is costing me a fortune.
My question is simple: do you think it is possible that Macy and Elka are behind the loosening of my jewels? I hear they've been drinking Goldschlager and bathing in Channel No.5 like there's no tomorrow and I fear they may be selling my rubies on ebay for pennies on the pound!
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Dear Michael, the Feral Greeter;
I've been eating taco salad for the past two nights and now I'm having continuous gaseous moments. What can I possibly do to reduce these small house emissions?
-signed, Colleen is Full of Deadly Spirit Breath
I must suggest you find a crowded elevator, have an emmission then sniff loudly and slowly look around at your fellow elevator riders with an accusing glance to each. I laugh at your petty problem!
hiya Michael!
I want to know what Elka knows, cause I know she knows far more than I know, and I know hardly anything at all!
thanks, your all not knowing big sissy Kathy
This is the best! Where is the ice-cream scoop? As it is that day of the year that I so think of you and your annoying toys ;)
Hi Kathy, You can learn anything that Elka knows by using the new and improved "Mr. Squeeky-Decider". Bye
Wendella, you have created a monster. If this is your birthday I hope you hear a voice that says "Happy Birthday too you" over and over
OMG!! That ice cream scoop. Just when I had finally gotten over the nightmares of the laughing clown.....
mean old jennifer
Alas, poor Mean Old Jennifer, the clown scoop has not gotten over you!
Dearest Michael The Fair and Great,
I have this problem with one giant ruby that keeps falling out of my crown every time my minions kiss my ring. What vexes me so is that I have no one to fetch it for me and am constantly replacing it. It is costing me a fortune.
My question is simple: do you think it is possible that Macy and Elka are behind the loosening of my jewels? I hear they've been drinking Goldschlager and bathing in Channel No.5 like there's no tomorrow and I fear they may be selling my rubies on ebay for pennies on the pound!
Dear Princess B,
That might explain the sign I found with "Will trade rubys for food" written in lipstick.
Might I suggest that you wear the Emerald and Yellow diamond tiara when you must mingle mungst minions?
I feel that your problems are petty and scoff at you for even asking.
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